25 May 2015

“Good morning, Chuck, how was your weekend?”

“It was quiet.” Chuck was eating a breakfast sandwich from one of the nearby fast food restaurants.“This is too salty. When I get to the coffee shop after leaving here, I’m going to take my dentures out in the bathroom, give them a good rinse and give my mouth a good rinse as well. I don’t know what they put into these things. I doubt they use real eggs. The meat tastes like skunk shit. I read that that they’re going to start offering more healthy alternatives, because their sales are down. I wish they’d hurry up. I wouldn’t feed this to a starving rat. I would feed a starving rat, but not this shit.”

I said, “I talked to your friend Bill on Friday.”

“Who’s Bill?”

“I met him here with you a week or so ago. You gave him money to buy something to eat. You said, ‘Don’t spend that money on booze’. He came back later to show you what he bought.”

“That could be a number of people.”

“You must have seen him on Friday, because he told me that you’d gone to the restaurant for lunch with your friend.”

“Maybe so.

“Oh, there was something I wanted to tell you. Yesterday, a Commissionaire, I hadn’t seen for a while, stopped by and said, ‘Chuck, it’s so good to see you. It’s been ages, ‘ then hugged me. It suprised the hell out of me when she bent down and kissed my cheek.”

I said, “That’s nice ,Chuck.”

“It was a joke. Most people think of Commissionaires as men, but this one was a woman. She wasn’t overly beautiful, but I would have taken her home.

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